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My Dog & I Talk Shit Wall Art

Brilliance,
forged in metal

Printed directly onto premium aluminium sheet using dye-sublimation, this metal print delivers vivid colour, razor-sharp detail, and a stunning satin-gloss finish. Lightweight, scratch-resistant, and ready to hang with the included Z-bar cleat — wall art that lasts a lifetime.

Sizes & pricing

Aluminium print

  • 12×8" — £45.00
  • 18×12" — £59.00
  • 24×16" — £79.00
  • 30×20" — £95.00

Framed print

  • A4 — £45.00 (Black, White or Oak frame)
  • A3 — £65.00 (Black, White or Oak frame)
  • A2 — £89.00 (Black, White or Oak frame)
  • A1 — £129.00 (Black, White or Oak frame)

Acrylic print

  • 12×8" — £45.00
  • 18×12" — £69.00
  • 24×16" — £99.00
  • 30×20" — £139.00

Canvas print

  • 12×8" — £14.95
  • 18×12" — £18.95
  • 24×16" — £21.95
  • 30×20" — £27.95
  • 36×24" — £42.95
  • 48×32" — £59.95

Every option is printed to order and in stock.

Delivery & returns

Delivery: printed to order in the UK and dispatched within 2–3 working days. Free express worldwide shipping, fully tracked.

Returns: 30-day satisfaction guarantee — if it doesn't elevate your space, contact us within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or refund.

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Humorous Vintage Portrait Wall Art

Inject a dose of cheeky humor and unexpected personality into your space with this captivating wall art. Featuring a classic portrait reimagined with a bold, modern twist, this artwork is sure to spark conversation and bring a smile to your face. The juxtaposition of historical elegance with contemporary wit makes it a standout piece.

Style & Mood: This print blends regal, classical aesthetics with a rebellious, contemporary attitude. It's perfect for those who appreciate art with a sense of humor and a touch of defiance. The vibrant pink text against the muted tones of the original painting creates a striking visual contrast.

Ideal Placement: This versatile piece is ideal for adding character to a variety of rooms:

  • Living Room: As a focal point above a sofa or fireplace.
  • Home Office: To add a touch of personality and inspiration to your workspace.
  • Bedroom: For a playful and unique statement in a personal sanctuary.
  • Entryway: To make a memorable first impression.

Printed on high-quality canvas for lasting vibrancy and durability, this artwork is ready to transform your home decor. Embrace the unconventional and let this piece showcase your unique sense of style!

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Colour,
forged in metal

My Dog & I Talk Shit Wall Art